Jennifer's dictionary of fun!


This dictionary contains some of my favorite words that I either invented or have developed from friends or just found awesome while looking at the urban dictionary.  Upon request, I have decided to make a dictionary illustrating all of these words so if you're ever around me, you won't be as confused.

A ba duh - "What were you thinking?"  (Is similar to duh...only in a more amusing sense.)

Are you cereal? - The dumb way of saying are you serious.

Baboonaphile - One who molests baboons.

Bang bang skeet skeet - An exclamation of agreement towards something awesome. (Ex.  Jennifer:  That was pretty swank!  Amanda: Bang Bank Skeet Skeet!

Bricked - Similar to you got served.  (Ex:  You just got bricked!)

Cabizzle - Hungry to the 10th power.  (Instead of saying I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hungry, you could just say Cabizzle!)

Captain Queen - Jennifer, the queen of the Abyss, and the Captain of the Pirates of the Abyss.

Canoodle -  The way I use it, could mean anything in a romantic sense.  (Instead of meaning sex like the dictionary says, to me it could mean eating peanut butter tacos on a roof to going on a moonlit stroll.)

Chillax - A combination of chill and relax. (Ex: Nikki:  What are we going to do now?!?  Jennifer:  You need to chillax!)

Cholo - A gangsta lean.  And no, it is not a kind of burrito.

Crumnum - Another insult, although this one is very powerful.  (Ex. Jennifer: You're such a goddamn crumnum!  Alina: *runs away sobbing*)

Daboooo - One of the many ways to say cool.

Da dunt da dunts - A form of briefs worn by kids. (I don't use this one that much, but it is extremely fun to say.)

Danoodle - A date where you share a noodle similar to Lady and the Tramp.  (Not to be confused with canoodle.)

Dece - Abbreviation of decent.  But can be used to describe something awesome as well as mediocre.  (Ex:  His sweatshirt is pretty dece.)

Elephant - A lame insult.  The more you use it, the more serious it becomes.  (Was said randomly by me and Alina, and is not intended as a fat insult.)

Fantasmical - A cross between fantastic and orgasmical.  (I don't use this one in a perverted sense, it's just fun to say.)

Fo' Sho' - Depending on the context, it could mean fo' sho? or Fo' Sho'!  (In other words, this saying can be used as a question, or something similar to "That's tight!)

Frackin' - A nerdy way of saying the 'F' word. (Commonly used by Sara.)

Gadzooks - An exclamation of surprise or shock. (Commonly used in comic books, but is rather fun to say.)

Goblins - The action of having Goblins throwing bricks around your stomach due to nerves, or love. (Don't let them hold you hostage, man!)

Grargh - The way of saying Argh!  But in a cooler fashion.

Grunglephunk - Depending on the context, this could mean calm and/or mellow, or cool.  (Ex. 1: You need to be more grunglephunk.  Ex. 2:  That's so grunglephunk!)

Ha-cha-cha - A fun way of saying hot.  (Ex. Ha-cha-cha!  I burned my goddamn thumb!)

Hi Jack! - Something you never say in an airport, even if you know someone named Jack.

Home Skillet Bizkit - A way to act gangster and greet friends. (Ex. Hey, Yo, yo, yo!  What's happening, mah home skillet bizkit?!)

Homie - Another gangster way of greeting.  

Homie G' Wafflefries - Another way of gangster greeting, or can be used to reply to home skillet bizkit.

I like you, but I'm not in like with you. - A laid back way to reject someone.

I ain't fronting, Holmes- I'm not lying, dude!  (It works better if you actually know some detective named Holmes, but it still has a gangster meaning.)

Kick assical - The act of being kick ass.

Kyah - A new way of saying Oh My God. (Ex. KIYA!!  I accidently stabbed myself in the stomach with a spork!)

Lolokaloooo. - My self invented way of saying angry. (Ex.  I'm so lolokalooooo at you!)

Mahoosive -  A word that measures size. (Ex. That tree is so mahoosive!)

Microwave - The device used to stick you're head into.  Is often used to show embarrasment.

No flaking! - A lame way to reply to "Are you cereal?"

Numb nuts - A derrogatory insult directed to an idiot who is preferably a guy.

Oodle doodle toaster strudel - The words muttered in a rythmic song pattern whenever I make toaster strudels, but it has other usage as well.

Pirates of the Abyss - The pirate crew from the land of Abyss, who will steal all the treasure in the world, betch!

Skenecktizoinked - Confused.

Sklunk - Sara's way of saying something is rad or awesome.

Stoopy - A derrogatory remark made to someone who is acting unbelievably stupid.  (Ex.  Jennifer: I'm looopy, I'm looopy!  Shawna: You're such a stoopy!)

Swank - Cool, awesome, or Kick ass.

Toidi - Idiot backwards.  This way's more fun to say.

Travis - The Pirates of the Abyss' Sailmaker/assassin.  But who knows, maybe you could call someone Travis, and make it a new insult.

What's his nuts? - Courtney's way of saying what's his face?

You with the face! - A way of calling someone out. (If you say it, a lot of people turn to look at you.)

Zabacadoo - Wacky.  (Ex.  Quit acting so zabacadoo, you whore!)