Cloud and his phone

Riiing.

Riiing.

Cloud: Hello, Cloud speaking.

Loz: (laughter)  I got a new cell phone!!!  I'm just calling to let you know!  (hangs up.)

Cloud:  (Sighs)  Maybe I should just put this away.  (reaches towards pocket to put it away when it rings again.)  Hello?  

Sephiroth:     What are you wearing?

Cloud:  Please don't ask that.

Sephiroth:  Okay!  You can ask what I'm wearing!!

Cloud:  (hangs up.)  For the love of-  (Is cut off when phone rings again.)  What?

Yazoo:  Wanna come with me to get our hair done?  I have split ends and they really need to be cut off.  It'll be alot of fun-

Cloud:  Sorry, Already promised Tifa I'd go to her....thing.  

Yazoo:  But she's a girl, she doesn't have a thing.  Come on don't be so stupid Cloud.

Cloud:   (Hits himself in the head with hand)  Bye.  (hangs up, and is about to turn off the phone when it rings again.)  What do you want?!?!

Kadaj:  (timidly)  Cloud, I just wanted to call and ask if you could help me get started on the Bishie service.

Cloud:  You get started on it.  It'll go fine, now I'm kind of busy and I'm going to go now.

Kadaj:  But-!

Cloud: (hangs up and pushes off button but it doesn't turn off fast enough for another phone call to come in.)  What the hell do you want?!?!?!!

Tifa:   Don't use that language to me!  I was just calling to ask you if you'd like to babysit tonight.  But forget it now!

Cloud:  Tifa!  Wait!  I didn't mean-  (hears click on the other end)  Shit!  (He starts to get onto his motorcycle when the phone rings again.)  Hello?

Sephiroth:  I'm naked!  

Cloud:  (hangs up)

****

MEANWHILE AT KADAJ'S BISHIE SERVICE...

Kadaj:  (sitting at his desk watching the phones, all alone.)  Why won't they ring?!?! (bangs head on desk, when suddenly a phone rings)  Hello, Kadaj speaking!

Reno:  Oh it's just you Kadaj, I was hoping if Cloud was there.

Kadaj:  IT'S ALL ABOUT CLOUD ISN'T IT!!! (slams phone back on to desk.)

Cloud: (comes walking in.)  Here!! (throws phone to Kadaj)  Take it!  I want nothing to do with it!! (runs out of the room.)  

Kadaj:  Sweet!  A new phone!  

RIIIING!